Company Offers 80 Cent Bonuses, Employee Responds In Kind

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Eric Lund
Apr 24, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

In any system that claims it pays you based on your output, it's important to know what you're worth, and 80 cents is something most people would see as an insult. This person weighed his options and decided what a better use of his time would be. It's not uncommon for employers to make workmore difficult than it has to be, as evidenced by situations that made people go "screw this, I'm out." For more shenanigans over miniscule amounts of money, here's a dude who got hounded over trivial debt and ended up mailing them a dime.

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    Font - Posted by u/cinemabears 20 hours ago O 59 3 16 7 Put me on production ... destroy a work culture ... and watch me chill on a couch doing nothing and you can't do anything about it. oc s I worked graveyards in a large furniture warehouse preparing furniture for the drivers next day deliveries. Each prepper was responsible for prepping two bays for delivery.
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    Font - To prep the furniture we would unbox all furniture, put feet on couches, hardware on dressers, build dining room chairs and make repairs. The culture was to prep your bay and when you finished you helped the next bay and snowballed until everyone was finished and then you would hop on a cherry picker to get last minute additions or replace damaged furniture. This place decided to implement a production standard. You were given an allotted amount for each action down to the nut and bolt. I
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    Font - Malicious Compliance... I was efficient and didn't waste any movements. I would blast through my bay, add up all the allotted time and saw that I finished two hours earlier than I was allotted. Rather than turn in my sheet and get 80 cents extra for the day, I sat on a comfy couch at the end of my bay and did nothing until my allotted time was up. I remember when the manager drove by and said, "we need you to go help -- and get damages." I just looked at my watch, then at my beautifully p
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    Font - betcher73 19 hours ago I'm absolutely stunned that an actual human thought $0.80 was going to motivate someone to do anything. Was this this person born before the Great Depression? Vote • Reply Share Report Save cinemabears 19 hours ago This was a typical warehouse job. I was surprised how excited some of the guys were to get a "raise." I was making $12 an hour and looked at it like $24 a day raise compared to their $.80. I'd explain during breaks why we were getting screwed and some tri
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    Font - Doctor_Expendable 16 hours ago Wow that's incredible bullshit. I worked in a warehouse once. The "bonus" for going fast was actually a good incentive. It was somewhere around $0.15 an hour extra for each percent over 100% efficiency you were. So if you were good you could get a few bucks AN HOUR extra for the whole day. I don't remember the exact incentives, I remember that it was a max of 120% efficiency and $3/hour for the bonus. In theory that was cool. In practice I found it basically
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    Font - you could walk beside the pallet jack and toss stuff on without slowing down. Other times you would drive halfway across the warehouse, grab 1 item, and then have to drive back. Great. Thats 5 minutes more gone from my time. And they expected you to be hovering around 110% efficiency all the time. It was absurd. For some reason in the meat fridge the times were super generous. Every time I would go in there I would have an order of 20 items in 8 locations to be completed in...45 minutes.
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    Font - ThatDamnedRedneck 4 hours ago Less then a dollar per day of bonus is 100% an insult. I once worked for a guy at a gas station who though he was a generous boss for paying 10c per hour above minimum. It was a joke.
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